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Laptops in Benders. This is the end.

Laptops in Benders. This is the end.

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Our office mascots. Until they get bored, and start barking for attention.

Our office mascots. Until they get bored, and start barking for attention.

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Not pictured: Bill Nye

Not pictured: Bill Nye

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Somebody just learned about quick releases.

Somebody just learned about quick releases.

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Another bridge panorama.

Another bridge panorama.

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My friend’s blood stains this driveway, weeks after he faceplanted in it.

My friend’s blood stains this driveway, weeks after he faceplanted in it.

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Three hours later, the skies grew angry.

Three hours later, the skies grew angry.

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Oh, California.

Oh, California.

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Probably not the nice Jewish guy your mom wants you to bring home.

Probably not the nice Jewish guy your mom wants you to bring home.

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The bike for the fabulous, golden apocalypse

The bike for the fabulous, golden apocalypse